Update Warrior T-Shirts

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

Before and After an Update

Wifi in Hell

'I really crammed last night.'

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Second lifeReal life.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I really got used to working from home."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Information Macht Frei

Working at Home Half Day

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."