Wednesday Warriors T-Shirts

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

A spider meal prepping

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'Wednesday wave.'

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Crying parent holds crying baby.

'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'