Morning After Warriors T-Shirts

"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

A spider meal prepping

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Stu's not a morning person."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Cactus Alarm.

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

Rugger.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

In Tray and Out Tray

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'