Grumpy Morning Warriors T-Shirts

"Stu's not a morning person."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"First break since 2008."

I hate monday mornings.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Awake and doing great"

A spider meal prepping

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'Good Morning!'

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Cactus Alarm.

In Tray and Out Tray

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'