Morning After Warriors Pillows

"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

A spider meal prepping

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Stu's not a morning person."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

In Tray and Out Tray

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Cactus Alarm.

Rugger.

'Relax, the game is over.'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'