Early Morning Warriors Pillows

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The modern generation!

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

A spider meal prepping

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Awake and doing great"

"Dang it."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Eye Opener

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Stu's not a morning person."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow