First Day Warriors Pillows

'Well, Alex, we survived the first day of the new school year.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Do not feed the clerks.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Lunchward ho!"

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"I hope your day is going bad."

A spider meal prepping

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'Wednesday wave.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car