First Day Warriors Gifts

'Well, Alex, we survived the first day of the new school year.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Do not feed the clerks.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Awake and doing great"

"I hope your day is going bad."

A spider meal prepping

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."