Speed Dating
First Date Warriors Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the excitement and awkward charm of first dates? Our 'First Date Warriors' collection features humorous and heartfelt items perfect for anyone navigating the dating world. Whether it’s a mug to start the day or a pillow to unwind after, these products add a touch of humor and encouragement to the dating journey. Celebrate the bravery it takes to put yourself out there with gifts designed to inspire and amuse.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Romance
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
"First date hairball... awkward."
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
Romance
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
"She's just being Koi."
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Asking out a palm reader.
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
'Your place or mine?'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
First Date Warriors Gifts Collection
First Date Warriors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate first date warriors—perfect for adding humor and encouragement to morning routines.
First Date Warriors Pillows
Relax with pillows that honor those brave souls navigating first dates—comfort and humor bundled into one.
First Date Warriors Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the adventurous spirit of first date warriors—fun and inspiring wall art at its best.
First Date Warriors T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts that showcase the bravery and fun of being a first date warrior—ideal for wearing your courage.