Moving Day Warriors Gifts

'In the relocation game, there were few secrets. . . Bob's lads weren't just slow, they were rough!'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

A spider meal prepping

"Awake and doing great"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'Wednesday wave.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

In Tray and Out Tray

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."