Moving Day Warriors Gifts

'In the relocation game, there were few secrets. . . Bob's lads weren't just slow, they were rough!'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Awake and doing great"

A spider meal prepping

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Stu's not a morning person."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'Wednesday wave.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

In Tray and Out Tray