Mobility Warriors Gifts

Walking sticks

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Keep fit.'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Heavy Traffic.

'That's our group plan.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Gas Bill

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

Cars driving down barcode road.

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"Whatever."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'