Mobility Warriors Gifts

Walking sticks

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Keep fit.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Heavy Traffic.

'That's our group plan.'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Gas Bill

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Cars driving down barcode road.

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"Whatever."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!