Commuting Warriors Gifts

"The boss called from his car phone. He's stuck in traffic and will be in late."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

Heavy Traffic.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

The Bus Stop.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Under the car park.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Lap-Top Commuter.

Cuba public and private transport

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'