Telecommute Warrior Gifts

"Yes sir, I know I asked for a remote working arrangement ... "

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I want to work from home!"

"I really got used to working from home."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Communication

I see he's still "working" from home.

Working from home to-do list.

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Busking during a pandemic

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Working from Home.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."