Telecommuting Gifts

"Remember, as soon as his boss joins the video conference, it's showtime."

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."

'It's easy to tell who's been telecommuting.'

'What's your policy on working from home?'

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"He was much more effective in the field."

'I'd prefer to work from home. I'm under house arrest.'

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Teleworking was to be the death of the office party!

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Pretending to be frozen to avoid difficult questions only works on Zoom, Kyle."

'I work from home and I love to gloat about it.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"So let me get this clear. You`ll accept the job offer but only if you can work from home."

"I love working remotely from this cafe. The atmosphere's so tranquil, although it tenses up a bit at lunchtime."

'We like anxiety in a sales rep, but Bob's taking it a little far.'

'I take it your world is upside down.'