Telecommuting Gifts

"Remember, as soon as his boss joins the video conference, it's showtime."

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'It's easy to tell who's been telecommuting.'

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

"I'll be working remotely today."

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"He was much more effective in the field."

'I'd prefer to work from home. I'm under house arrest.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Teleworking was to be the death of the office party!

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

'I still telecommute. I just come here for the coffee.'

"I hate to disappoint you, but now that I have internet access, I'll be working from home."

'I asked if I could work from home.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"I love working remotely from this cafe. The atmosphere's so tranquil, although it tenses up a bit at lunchtime."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

'I take it your world is upside down.'