Transitioning To Telecommuting Gifts

'He misses his daily commute.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I want to work from home!"

"I really got used to working from home."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Communication

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Working from home to-do list.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It might be time to telecommute.'