Telecommuting Professional Gifts

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones, and BlackBerries, more and more executives are working from home.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

Communication

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Busking during a pandemic

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Working from home to-do list.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

I see he's still "working" from home.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Working from Home.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."