Telecommuting Pro Gifts

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I really got used to working from home."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Busking during a pandemic

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Communication

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Working from home to-do list.

I see he's still "working" from home.

Working from Home.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."