Telecommuting Sage Gifts

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I really got used to working from home."

"I want to work from home!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Communication

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Working from home to-do list.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Hmmm... business park you say."

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"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Labor-Management Non-Relations

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.