Telecommuters Gifts

"Hi Dear, I'm working from work today."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck