Talkative Telecommuter Gifts

'Teleworking had many advantages but Colin missed the cut and thrust of discussing sales successes around the water cooler.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Woman on the phone.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I really got used to working from home."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I want to work from home!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

I see he's still "working" from home.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Working from home to-do list.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Busking during a pandemic

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Communication

Working from Home.