Mobility Warrior Gifts

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Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Overdoing it.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.