Wedding Day Warriors Gifts

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

A spider meal prepping

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

Party Scene

Just Married

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

Bridezilla

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Oops!"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Speed Dating

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.