Wedding Warriors Gifts

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Must be a wedding. Or an accident.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Not on my watch..."

Bridezilla

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

Just Married

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"The wedding went off without a hitch."

'Are you trying to disparage the notion that less is more.'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Facing Covid with love

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Children Of The Coronavirus

Two hearts arguing.

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.