Wedding Warriors Prints

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Must be a wedding. Or an accident.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Not on my watch..."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

Just Married

Bridezilla

'Are you trying to disparage the notion that less is more.'

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

Facing Covid with love

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Children Of The Coronavirus

Two hearts arguing.

"I now declare a thumb war."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'