Weekstart Warriors Gifts

'I hate Mondays!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Glastonbury. After.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Friday

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"It's true: no more burpees."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"