Weekend Warriors Gifts

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

"My trouble is—by the time I get warmed up, I'm all pooped out."

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

"So, that would be a 'no' to working on the weekend?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Monday, 5:30AM. 'Is it Saturday yet?'

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

'Oh what the hell it's a long weekend, so make that a whole gross of rubbers'

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

At the car wash

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Solution to Saturday's Puzzle

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Should we tell him?'

Monday already, how time flies.

'I'll be in a little late getting to the office because it was a huge weekend in sports.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Same every Friday. Here we are rushed off our feet and we close in 10 minutes!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"

When the earth's rotation became irregular.