Match Day Warrior Pillows

'It gives him purpose in life'

'I thought I would never find a place to park, dear.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Business man sees himself as a shark

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

A spider meal prepping

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Awake and doing great"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Wednesday wave.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Bowled out.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

In Tray and Out Tray