Game Day Warriors Pillows

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."