Game Day Warriors Mugs

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'