Game Day Champion Mugs

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Dogs and their thoughts

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Slug roulette

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'