Match Day Warrior Mugs

'It gives him purpose in life'

'I thought I would never find a place to park, dear.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

A spider meal prepping

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Awake and doing great"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Wednesday wave.'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Bowled out.

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

Rugger.

In Tray and Out Tray

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'