Monday Warrior Mugs

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I hate monday mornings.

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Monday around 9PM.

The Walk of Shame

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"