Monday Warrior Mugs

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I hate monday mornings.

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

The Walk of Shame

Monday around 9PM.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."