Monday Morning Warrior Mugs

'This has got to be a Monday.'

"No, really, I've been up for hours."

I hate monday mornings.

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Dunhomin"

Do not feed the clerks.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Lunchward ho!"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Awake and doing great"

"I hope your day is going bad."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

A spider meal prepping

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Wednesday wave.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '