Morning Warriors Pillows

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"5:30? Already?"

Evolution of man in the morning

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Can't you holler any louder than that? That's not a very effective wake-up call."

Alarm Clock: It's Time.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"Dunhomin"

"Awake and doing great"

A spider meal prepping

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Stu's not a morning person."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Cactus Alarm.

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

In Tray and Out Tray