Morning Warriors Prints

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

"5:30? Already?"

Evolution of man in the morning

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Can't you holler any louder than that? That's not a very effective wake-up call."

Alarm Clock: It's Time.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"Dunhomin"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Awake and doing great"

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

A spider meal prepping

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

"Stu's not a morning person."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

In Tray and Out Tray

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)