Early Morning Warriors Gifts

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

The modern generation!

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Awake and doing great"

A spider meal prepping

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Dang it."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Eye Opener

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"Stu's not a morning person."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.