Morning Warrior Gifts

'I hope you like it strong.'

Why you must get up.

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

'Ready for your performance-enhancing drug?'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

In Tray and Out Tray

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'Good bye, dear. Have mercy.'

Bathroom Fashion

We'll have the mornings top stories in a moment, but maybe you'd better drink a little coffee first

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'What you need is some Mister Coffee after all that Senor Tequila last night.'

Cactus Alarm.

Office worker at desk with desk trays that say 'Pre-Coffee,' and 'Post-Coffee'

"Awake and doing great"

Alarm Clock.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Man looks at bottles labeled 'rise' and 'shine' in his medicine cabinet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

7:30 .M. 8:15 a.m. 9 a.m. 9:45 a.m. A conservative's toughest job is the gussying up. Zzzz.

Trainer. Fitness gym. Ernie does a forth-five minute workout every morning -- he call it "getting out of bed."

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

"Greet each morning, with a smile!" "Even if it’s in denial..."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

I hate monday mornings.

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'And in conclusion.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'