Morning Drive Warrior Gifts

"Try honking again."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Do not feed the clerks.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

A spider meal prepping

"I hope your day is going bad."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'