Morning Struggle Warrior Gifts

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Awake and doing great"

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

In the Days Before Coffee

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Wednesday wave.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Eye Opener

Alarm

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."