Morning Mixer Gifts

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

City Marathon.

Full English Breakfast.

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

Cereal Tasting.

Cockerel sings the blues...

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'..and one for the pot.'

Old songs made new

Munch Master.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

How to Rise with the Sun

Bach Doubles

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"You asked for runny!"

Beethoven's 10th

Hey, those are not menus!

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'