Morning Musicians Gifts

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Caught in the Music

The coffee's not working.

Cockerel sings the blues...

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Damn early birds.'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Parkour Breakfast

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

'Good Morning!'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

Heaven's Way

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

"Good morning, world!"

'Quick, the coffee!'

Hospital - Dawn

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

Don't be Alarmed Clock

"Wake up! It's Valentine's Day!"

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'

"Great coffee, honey!"