Morning Musicians Pillows

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Caught in the Music

The coffee's not working.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Damn early birds.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

Parkour Breakfast

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

'Good Morning!'

'Quick, the coffee!'

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

Heaven's Way

"Good morning, world!"

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

Hospital - Dawn

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Don't be Alarmed Clock

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'

"Wake up! It's Valentine's Day!"

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

"Great coffee, honey!"

Let me guess, it's time for breakfast.