Morning Chorister Gifts

"Make sure you wake me up early."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"It's time to wake up!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Rooster

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"