Morning Chorister Gifts

"Make sure you wake me up early."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Rooster

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Four Chanting Monks

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."