Chorister's Loose Teeth
Chorister Gifts
Looking for a gift for a passionate chorister? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt products designed to honor their singing talent and dedication. Perfect for choir singers, choir directors, or music lovers, these gifts capture the joy and humor of a life filled with music. Whether they're singing in a church, school, or community choir, our items make their musical passion bloom.
"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"
Distinguished Amateurs - The Baritone
'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'
Congregation
Concert Pianist.
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
Hildegard von Bingen
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"
Orchestra conductor
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Cello Concert
"I lost the groove."
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
Doggy conductor
"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."
Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.
Gustav Holst
Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder
No Instruments Please
Mexican angels.
Angel playing music
Animal Band.
Tenors
A Lightning Conductor.
'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'
The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations
Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.
Composer's Trousers Fall Down.
Chorister Gifts Collection
Chorister Mugs
Explore our collection of chorister-themed mugs—fabulous for any music lover who loves a giggle with their morning coffee.
Chorister Pillows
Add some musical flair to their home with our chorister-themed pillows—comfort and humor in one cozy package.
Chorister Prints
Inspire their musical space with our vibrant prints celebrating the life of a chorister—music, humor, and artistry all in one.
Chorister T-Shirts
Check out our fun chorister t-shirts—perfect for showing off their musical pride with wit and style.