Choir Singer Gifts

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

"Amazing Graze..."

I thought it was a food chains things at first, too, but it turns out they're an a cappella group.

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Women's Rights Gone Amuck...

Barcarolle: - a piece of music sung in the style of that used by Venetian Gondoliers.

Candlelight carol

"Why's it called a hymn and not a hyr?"

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

The Dog Choir

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

'It helps with reception.'

A singer being criticised

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Four Chanting Monks

A family choir