Choir Singer Mugs

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Barcarolle: - a piece of music sung in the style of that used by Venetian Gondoliers.

Candlelight carol

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Mexican angels.

Angel playing music

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

'It helps with reception.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A singer being criticised

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

A family choir

Heaven

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'