Choir Champion Gifts

"It's the company choir. They want you to sing doowaps in Buona Sera."

Christmas choir

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

"I lost the groove."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Mexican angels.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

A family choir

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Four Chanting Monks

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Heaven

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"