Choir Champion Gifts

"It's the company choir. They want you to sing doowaps in Buona Sera."

Christmas choir

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"I lost the groove."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Mexican angels.

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Ventriloquist Audition

Heaven

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"