Choir Champions Gifts

'It certainly is a big one!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I lost the groove."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

The Dog Choir

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Tenors

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Ventriloquist Audition

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

A family choir

'It helps with reception.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.