Church Choir Member Gifts

I said do you sing, Mrs Brown, not do you swing!

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I lost the groove."

Midwest Winter Items.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Mexican angels.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Church Restoration Fund.

A singer being criticised

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Heaven

A family choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'