'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
Church Musician Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a church musician? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that honor their commitment to church music, from humorous mugs to inspiring prints, helping you show appreciation for their musical gifts and spiritual dedication.
'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'
'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'
'The vicar suggested an appropriate piece for next Sunday might be the Voluntary 'Redundancy'.'
Organist
Devil has the best tunes
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Monk Synth Bell Ringers
"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."
"You can stay in the praise band, but no more devil horns after every set."
"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"
Musician
Organ Player
Congregation
Choirboy
Choirboys
Four Chanting Monks
"It's the new church organ."
The origins of Christian 'wrap' music
Monk playing an organ.
"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."
Keyboard in Front of a Organ
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
Hildegard von Bingen
"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"
Cleric with bible briefcase.
"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."
"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."
"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
CCTV in church.
Nun Binning the Devil
Church Musician Gifts Collection
Church Musician Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs designed especially for church musicians—great for their morning brew or church office.
Church Musician Pillows
Discover comfy pillows that bring humor and inspiration to any church musician’s home or workspace—ideal for adding a personal touch.
Church Musician Prints
Browse our collection of inspiring art prints that honor the dedication and joy of church musicians—perfect for framing and display.
Church Musician T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate the spirit and talent of church musicians—perfect for everyday wear or special church events.